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John Julius Reel's avatar

Barney defends his style well, with intelligence, flair and humor. And he's absolutely right about the following: "The only reason generative AI technologies like ChatGPT have a snowball’s chance of replacing mainstream professional writing is because mainstream professional writing has been devolving toward the vapid, voiceless, informative 'style' of algorithmic writing for three decades."

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A prosodist is not a writer of prose but a linguist who studies stress and intonation, for a start.

Anyway, the hegemony of the plain style is unfortunate but necessary. It is the only way to stop young Americans, including you, from using words they don't understand. Just a few instances:

"This is the showdown I had walked into at high noon, all 28 American years of age: my overlarge violet pistol against a cavalcade of water guns."

Cavalcade: "A formal procession of people walking, on horseback, or riding in vehicles". I think you meant a cannonade.

"Who, having more parity with artlessness than art, espied annihilation on the horizon and said, “I recognize you brother, come hither.”

Parity: "the state or condition of being equal, especially as regards status or pay." To say that a person has parity with an abstract quality is nonsense, and even aside from that, the idea of greater or lesser degrees of parity is questionable. I think you meant to say affinity.

"This heinous fact has become so nonchalant as to hardly register as understanding or awareness."

Nonchalant: "(of a person or manner) feeling or appearing casually calm and relaxed; not displaying anxiety, interest, or enthusiasm". The heinous fact has not become nonchalant, the people who are aware of the fact have become nonchalant. "To register as understanding" is a extremely clumsy way of saying "to be understood".

You claim not to use clichés, but you do use them. In fact, you don't even understand the clichés you use:

"I have been subpoenaed by the Republic of Letters to make a spirited defense of “maximalism” and “purple prose,” two arbitrary and meaningless pigeon holes I’ve supposedly been smoked out of by both “critics” and “fans” since my debut into the wet swaddling blanket of American awareness last Christmas"

You seem to think that pigeons live in holes in the ground like moles. A pigeon hole is a small box, not a hole in the ground, so you wouldn't need to use smoke to clear it out, and there'd be no point anyway because the pigeon is meant to be there. Even if this bit wasn't ridiculous the introduction of the swaddling blanket would make it so.

If you cannot write ornate prose without committing crimes against the English language you should be writing plain prose. Amis and Joyce would've torn you apart for precisely this kind of thing. Amis often dissects clumsy, inflated writing word-by-word in his criticism. Joyce was so sensitive to linguistic solecisms that he could point out blunders in Flaubert's French:

"As they drank champagne and Fendant de Sion, Jaloux, who happened to be carrying a copy of Flaubert’s Trois Contes, began to praise the faultlessness of its style and language. Joyce, in spite of his own admiration for Flaubert, bristled, “Pas si bien que ça. Il commence avec une faute.” And taking the book he showed them that in the first sentence of “Un Cœur simple”, “Pendant un demi-siècle, les bourgeoises de Pont-l’Évêque envièrent à Mme Aubain sa servante Félicité,” envièrent should be enviaient, since the action is continued rather than completed. Then he thumbed through the book, evidently with a number of mistakes in mind, and came to the last sentence of the final story, “Hérodias, ‘Comme elle était très lourde, ils la portaient alternativement.” “Alternativement is wrong,” he announced, “since there are three bearers.” "

Joyce, Amis, and Nabokov are good stylists because they can be abundant and precise at the same time. "Demi-impressionist" flailing about has nothing to do with this; it is bad writing.

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